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talom:

OH MY GOD

talom:

OH MY GOD

missinglinc:

2014 is not a good year for airlines.

nakedsasquatch:


when you’re horny and your boyfriend isnt

OH MY GOD

nakedsasquatch:

when you’re horny and your boyfriend isnt

OH MY GOD

littlefuryous:

An elegant meal for one, tonight.


It’s like a decked out middle school lunch

littlefuryous:

An elegant meal for one, tonight.

It’s like a decked out middle school lunch

vanjalen:

basedpidgeot:

gf: babe come over

me (a lawnmower) : no i cant im cutting the grass and you live in the sky

gf: my parents are out

me: image

at what point does a joke die because i think we’ve beaten this horse into the ground with an aluminum bat

every word of this lol

2dcc:

take me to a museum. kiss me on the steps. shove the Mona Lisa up my ass

spikespiegell:

do ya ever bring your pet up to a mirror and ur like “that you”

tastefullyoffensive:

[kelsasaurusrex]

this post made life better.

childservices:

*gets a 200 note post* *looks in mirror* fame changed you